What the Fuck?

Oh deary me former/current/maybe (who fucking cares) Mrs Cole. Despite being a tiny wisp of a thing she has managed to gigantify her thighs to rugby player proportions with this hideous monochrome jester ensemble. Add a single black tear & some white face paint and voila! We have Pierrot, the porcelain 80's nightmare clown gracing the shelves of many a young girls' bookcase. Pierrot terrified me then, and Cheryl - the addition of the peplum has only increased the horror.