What the Fuck?

Oh deary me former/current/maybe (who fucking cares) Mrs Cole. Despite being a tiny wisp of a thing she has managed to gigantify her thighs to rugby player proportions with this hideous monochrome jester ensemble. Add a single black tear & some white face paint and voila! We have Pierrot, the porcelain 80's nightmare clown gracing the shelves of many a young girls' bookcase. Pierrot terrified me then, and Cheryl - the addition of the peplum has only increased the horror. 

Zia Covets

Leading the pack of the S/S12 Americiana Trend these Prada beauties are just too fabulous. Super kitch and uber fabulous - I just adore them. Based on the American muscle cars of the 1950's, stilettos with tail lights just seem all so exciting. Vrrrooooom! 

Today I Shall Wear

Today, as I'm bored of my usual Monday black-trousers-and-boots crossly stamping to work uniform I've decided to try and be a bit more fashion forward. Hence, in a nod to two of the biggest AW11/12 trends I have opted for a polo neck, with a black lace knee length skirt & black lace knee high socks (girls.) It's all there in the pages of Vogue, although the only thing I can say I'm confident about is that someone is definitely going to rip the piss when I get into work. I've tried to make it a bit more grown up with a side bun, amethyst drop earrings & heeled brogues. Hoping I look a bit Foxy Librarian, although worried if I threw a checked dressing gown over the top I'd look like the type of mismatched nutter who goes through bins and shouts and seagulls and children....

Today I Shall Wear

A navy & oatmeal boat neck striped breton top, blue cotton cigarette trousers, brown wedge skater boots with a faux fur turnover. Red coat over the top and fluffy white fingerless gloves. Perfect for a Pub Roast on the Sunday with the fiances family.