Unless, of course it ends in disaster. Which, going from past experience is likely.
There are now four sleeps until the world awakes to Jimmy Choo's H&M collection, a Jimmy Choo accessory that is finally within my price range. However the question remains, will I actually get my desperate clawing hands on any of the merchandise?
All too vividly do I remember the morning I rose at quarter to five to rush down to Sainsburys in search of the now famous limited addition Anya Hindmarch bags only to be told be a hatchet faced bitch that there were already 100 people (women) in the queue, there was only 100 in store so I may as well go home. I wanted to tear her face off, really, I was already suffering from the searing disappointment of having missed out, I hardly needed a verbal savaging for dessert.
So I'm trying to quell the rising tide of excitement with regards to the Choo's, because unfortunately there are those just as wanton as I for a pair of Choo shoes (and a bag too please) not to mention the lecherous bastards who'll just buy them to flog them on ebay for three times the price.
If I miss out to an ardent fan of fashion I won't be nearly as sorry as if I miss out to a greedy grasping Ebayer who cares not about the Choo's but only making a quick buck. Well, woe betide them meeting me in the queue, lest they receive a swift stiletto to the eyeball.
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