Monday, 14 September 2009

ZiaHates


Uggs
Ok, so it's totally obvious, but these so called boots actually make my blood boil with rage. It's for no other reason, but the fact that she started this neverending trudge of a trend for these nasty geriatric slippers - that I hate Sienna Miller. I actually hate her for it.
And really, they are for old dears who can't get their arthritic feet into anything else, and these 80 plus pensioners have the self respect and decency to put some real fucking shoes on before they leave the house.
Uggs are also ugly. The ugliest. Even brand new they are so shapeless they look like beige Christmas stockings, then they collapse in on themselves leaving people wonky legged shuffling gracelessly down the street.
Even bloody Sienna Miller hasn't worn them for three years. So you shouldn't either.

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